Trump getting coronavirus, losing the election, getting dragged out the WH in cuffs along with his sons, his daughter, and all his minions, especially Mitch McConnell, and the rest of the swamp he filled would be the beginning of the redemption arc 2020 needs.
Gotta learn to ask the universe for what we deserve and claim that shit.
I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe!!!
Well, looks like it’s working. Let’s reblog again!
before the twitter brain worms reach this site i’m just going to nip the conspiracy theory that trump doesn’t actually have covid and is lying to get a sympathy vote in the bud. he has it. we know he has it because they did not offer up hope hicks’ diagnosis willingly. a reporter scooped it. they were not going to tell us. they got caught. and now we all know. this isn’t a conspiracy. they’re just a dangerous mixture of incompetent and malevolent. he has it.
the stock market has tanked (his biggest reason for constantly downplaying the pandemic from the start) and he’s actually cancelling rallies. nothing on earth could stop him from holding super-spreader events for his cult unless he was literally bedridden from the deadly virus that he has allowed to ravage this country. he has it. he has it and he will not receive my sympathies.
loathe as i am to say this, h*rry p*tter can be kind of useful. like, whenever i meet someone in their mid-thirties who thinks that snape was “very sexy” and “morally correct, actually,” i INSTANTLY know that i’m dealing with a total dumbass. it’s efficient
snape abused an 11 year old orphan bc the 11 year old orphan’s dead mom wouldnt fuck him in high school
A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?
Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.
This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.
This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.
This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.
A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.
This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).
Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.
